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1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.


3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!


4. Rottweiler: Make me.


5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.


6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!


7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

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rlm, genannt: LuxÖkTu

Die Gummibärchenfrau mit dem schönen Hund." (Def. einer mir Unbekannten auf der Strasse.)

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!


10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."


12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?


13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...


14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?


Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:

<BITTE HIER NOCH EIN PASSENDES BILD EINSETZEN>

"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!

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rlm, genannt: LuxÖkTu

Die Gummibärchenfrau mit dem schönen Hund." (Def. einer mir Unbekannten auf der Strasse.)

klasse!!

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Liebe Grüße Steffi

Das Leben ist ein Nehmen und Kriegen.

Jepp!

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Liebe Grüße, SophieS


Die Menschheit läßt sich grob in zwei Gruppen einteilen: in Katzenliebhaber und in vom Leben Benachteiligte.
Francesco Petrarca
(1304 - 1374)

<blink>YES!</blink>

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Gruss
Gytha
Ich reite nur Hengste, denen ich beim Reiten in die Augen sehen kann.(Robbie_Karotte in Gythas Forum)

klasse

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Amici violandi non sunt!

Wie überaus passend !

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Ich kann mein Vertrauen ruhig verschenken, denn wenn es von jemandem missbraucht wird,
ist es sein verschenktes Glück, nicht meines. (schamanische Weisheit)